Here is my current party:
On to business.
On our way to Jubilife City, we encounter two Youngsters and a Lass
Youngster: Starly lvl 5
Lass: Bidoof lvl 3, Bidoof lvl 3
Youngster: Shynx lvl 5
All easily dealt with, and look who we bump into going into Jubilife City, none other than...
Dawn:Hey Absent, fancy meeting you here.
Absent:How? You were on the same route to here with me.
Dawn:Oh, wow, you have 5 Pokemon now? So cool.
Absent:Thanks, and you have an unknown amount to me, also very cool.
Absent:I get the feeling you don't listen to what I say, but thanks for telling me where Satan is, I have a parcel for him. Bye Dawn.
Dawn:I'll pop up at random times to bother you Absent, bye.
Well, now that that's over, let's talk to random people around town.
Oh yeah, it's still early in the game, most people here tell the basics of RPGs, Pokemon, and life.
Absent:I did all my studying on the Game Boy years ago.
Satan:Good one. Well, I have been studying and am an inspiration to us all.
Absent:
.....I have this package for you from your mom. I'll give her a package of my own later.Satan:Shut up and give me.
Satan:Why did she give me two? Well, since I don't need it, here you go.
Absent:Thanks dude, I'll just put that in my key items pocket.
Satan:...I go next.
How the hell does he know that if Jubilife City connects to four places?
Satan:I am going there, and challenging that Gym leader to raise my Pokemon.
Absent:Good luck with that, I'll be right behind you.
Since the game only allows us to be behind.
Not if we can help it. In any case, he leaves, and there are two trainers here that want to battle.
Two School Kids, both with the same Pokemon
School Kid: Abra lvl 6(both of them)
The Technical Machine, or TM, they give us is TM10 - Hidden Power: a normal-type move that causes a different amount of damage depending on stats.
Hidden Power Calculations can be found here
We leave now to find something unexpected...
Jimmy Mays:Hi, Jimmy Mays here, to tell you about this great new product.
Absent:Are you related to...
Jimmy Mays:Don't question it, boy. What I got here is essential for all your Pokemon trainer needs.
Absent:How did you come up with that name?
Jimmy Mays:Well it's a watch and it's in the world of Pokemon, so there, Poketch.
Absent:How do I pronounce that?
Jimmy Mays:What are you deaf, boy?
Absent:Cool, so what do I have to do?
Jimmy Mays:All you have to do is find 3 clowns in this city.
Absent:I think I already found one...
Jimmy Mays:What you say, boy?
Absent:I think I'll go find them!
He didn't say anything about questions, that damn Jimmy Mays.
Q: Does a Pokemon grow by defeating others and gaining Exp. points?
A: No, they grow by watering them.
Yay, a coupon, let's go find the other two.
Found in the north section of the town at the TV station, wonder if he was at an audition.
Q: Are Pokemon able to hold items?
A: Yes, but it makes it really difficult for them to use Scratch during battle.
Any word on which items these are? Wait, I don't even give them items to hold, never mind.
The last clown, in the west section, is right in front of the company that is running the promotion, WTF?
Q: What time is it?
A: 5:20
YAY!! We got all three coupons, time to get them back to ol' Jimmy.
He needs it to count to three? Okay, either he is really dumb, or technology has made his brain super lazy, or maybe this is trying to tell us that if we keep relying on technology, we will all be forced to use it for even the most minuscule tasks, but who cares, let's see what's on our Poketch!
Isn't technology great? Time to head to the next city, but before we can get there...
Absent:I'll show you!!!
Satan:I'm going to beat you so bad, you'll white out and end up at the Pokemon Center.
Absent:You son of a...Bidoof, GO!
Satan:Starly, GO!
Rival Satan: Starly lvl 7, Piplup lvl 9
Looks like I got too tough for him, hehe.
Satan:(runs away crying)I'll be the best, just you wait!
This is where we shall be next time, first Gym Leader battle (most likely in a video) and other stuff, stay tuned
No comments:
Post a Comment